Nothing Sparkles
I go by Vamps and I blame Melcantus, Lenarite, and others for everything. God help me I am in his fandom and I cant get out.
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onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

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- teacher: alright fold your papers in half
- entire class: hot dog or hamburger
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crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
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— I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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(Source: shinjidub)

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